Church Bulletins Found On The Web 

Some May be Old, But Still Good…

 

1.Don’t let worry kill you–let the Church help.

2.Thursday night,we will have a pot luck supper. Prayer and medication to follow.

3.Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.

4.For those of you who have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

5.The Rosebud on the alter this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzar,the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzar.

6.This afternoon, there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.

7.Tuesday at 4:00 PM, there will be an ice cream social. All women giving milk will please come early.

8.Wednesday, the ladies liturgy will meet. Mrs.Johnson will sing,"Put Me In My Lttle Bed", accompanied by the Pastor.

9.Thursday at 5:00PM, there will be a meeting of the Little Mother’s Club.All ladies wishing to be "Little Mothers" will meet with the Pastor in his study.

10.This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs.Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the alter.

11.The service will close with "Little Drops of Water". One of the ladies will start quietly, and the rest of the congregation will join in.

12.Next Sunday, a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will come forward and do so.

13.The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They can be seen in the church basement Saturday.

14.A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.

15.At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be ‘What Is Hell?". Come early and listen to our choir practice.

16. The Rev. Merriweather spoke briefly, much to the delight of the audience.

17. The eighth graders will be presenting Shakespeare’s Hamlet in the church basement on Friday at 7:00PM. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.

18. During the absence of our pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when J.F.Scubbs supplied our pulpit.

19. With a smile on his face, the pastor listened as the church choir sang the traditional hymn, "How Great Thou Art", as the rather large casket of the over 500 pound parishioner was wheeled out of the church.( Sunmitted bt Michael J. Lee)

20.The Senior Choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.

 

There are so many more….Enjoy !!

 3/27/09   copied 1/16/15