OUR CHURCH Will Be Perfect…….. 

Our Church Will Be Perfect When We Hear……..
1. "Hey! It’s my turn to sit in the front pew."
2. "I was so enthralled, I never noticed your sermon went twenty-five minutes overtime."
3."Personally, I find witnessing much more enjoyable than golf."
4. "I dearly want to be a teacher in the junior high Sunday school class."
5. "Forget the denominational minimum salary;  let’s pay our pastor so he can live like we do."
6. "I love it when we sing hymns I’ve never heard before."
7."Since we’re all here, let’s start the service early."
8."Nothing inspires me and strengthens my commitment like our annual stewardship campaign."
9."Pastor, we’d like to send you to this continuing education seminar in the Bahamas."
10."I’ve decided to give our church the five-hundred dollars a month I used to send to TV evangelists."