OUR CHURCH Will Be Perfect…….. 

Our Church Will Be Perfect When We Hear……..

 

1. "Hey! It’s my turn to sit in the front pew."

 

2. "I was so enthralled, I never noticed your sermon went twenty-five minutes overtime."

 

3."Personally, I find witnessing much more enjoyable than golf."

 

4. "I dearly want to be a teacher in the junior high Sunday school class."

 

5. "Forget the denominational minimum salary;  let’s pay our pastor so he can live like we do."

 

6. "I love it when we sing hymns I’ve never heard before."

 

7."Since we’re all here, let’s start the service early."

 

8."Nothing inspires me and strengthens my commitment like our annual stewardship campaign."

 

9."Pastor, we’d like to send you to this continuing education seminar in the Bahamas."

 

10."I’ve decided to give our church the five-hundred dollars a month I used to send to TV evangelists."

 

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  Beth 11:15 am on May 24, 2009Permalink | Reply | Edit

  I like this post very much!
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  J W 11:24 am on May 24, 2009Permalink | Reply | Edit

  You have touched my Christian heart faster than anyone I\’ve ever been distant friends with on Spaces. I could not agree more; people that look at the clock during church should have stayed at home. I\’ll leave you with one of my favorite verses..Mat. 7:1. Continue in blissful grace my new sister.John
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  J W 11:26 am on May 24, 2009Permalink | Reply | Edit

  My comment about those that "clock watch during church was NOT passing judgement, just seeing with my own eyes the example others set before us. Wanted to clear that up.John
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  Nina's 3:10 pm on May 24, 2009Permalink | Reply | Edit

  Fabulous. Think its called God lead.
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  Joe 6:51 pm on May 24, 2009Permalink | Reply | Edit

  Oh that sounds like a dream come true to me!
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  Rambling 4:37 pm on May 25, 2009Permalink | Reply | Edit

  Then, whomp up a batch of biscuits..pass the orange blossom honey and just set that stick of yellow butter right here by my plate.
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  Here I Am 10:35 am on May 26, 2009Permalink | Reply | Edit

  Hi Sorry haven\’t been by so long hard to get time to visit everyone these days. Not a church goer myself. My church is the great outdoors and it never bores me. But the power of people getting together can be wonderful if it were under the conditions above. Take Care Carrie
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  JaeElle 9:58 pm on May 28, 2009Permalink | Reply | Edit

  Fantastic post! We\’d have a perfect church, indeed.
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  Margaret 10:36 am on May 30, 2009Permalink | Reply | Edit

  Vey beautiful post,now we know what is awaiting us when we see Christ!!The perfect church!Hugs Margaret    5/24/09    coped 1/16/15